maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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