it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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