Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
