if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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