we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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