god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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