I'm going to jail i love you
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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