At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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