I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
accomplished twins. life is a go
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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