your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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