I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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