How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
