Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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