I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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