So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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