i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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