Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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