She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My vagina is very pro this idea
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