brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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