im about as happy as oj after his trial
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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