Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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