I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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