That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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