I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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