My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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