I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm too high and old for this...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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