The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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