yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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