my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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