I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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