So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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