i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I am one with the molecules
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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