Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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