Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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