everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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