so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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