After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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