i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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