some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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