She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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