you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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