mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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