Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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