is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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