"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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