then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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