I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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