..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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