Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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