In the future we'll all be gay
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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