I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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